Rock You Like a Hurricane

mamahuhu:

flipping alternately between the still loading 土豆 video and TFLN made me break out in quiet, lonely laughter for like 5 minutes in my room.

Photobucket

maybe it was this bitch’s crazy french accent for no reason? (this particular shot was in the middle of an insanely accented monologue about why short girls should be able to model…she also made this poor guy go out there and tell the girls they were too short just so she could kick him off the stage and do her monologue..seriously, tyra has too much power)

Photobucket

or maybe it was this hilariously disgusting TFLN

Either way, here’s basically all you need to see of ANTM S13 E01-02 — thnx 土豆!!! (yes those are chinese exclamation points…here’s some other punctuation for your viewing pleasure   。。。 “  ” ? / / ~``()% ¥  holy crap! i tried to do $ and it came out YUAN! okay its two am… and i’m on chinese keyboard. )))

Photobucket
Tyra shows the girls that they don’t have to rub themselves to be sexy, ms. J could give a fuck.

Photobucket

This girl’s picture was NOT OKAY.

Photobucket

Tyra tells Ms. J a thing or two

Photobucket

Tyra doles out JUSTICE

Photobucket
FACEOFF!!!!!!!!!

Photobucket
Tyra, who longs for a child of her own, tries to mother the losing girl

and then tells her to GTFO

Photobucket

Also, guess who now has a whole folder called ‘Tyra’ on her photobucket account?!
this guy.\/ well, me not the other guy. thats ben. in this picture he is incidental, in my life however, he is a friend.

Photobucket


Yeah, okay i have no life. See lim, this is what happens when you leave.
i still love it.

Why I love my sister and occasionally Tyra’s crazy.

Notes: