The Jankiest Internet
*We talked this way for an hour.
Emma: Hi Kaity!
Me: H- —ma!
Emma: Can you see me? I can’t see you. Can you hear me? You sound like a robot.
Me: Glarb fjkle dupb gar jkl
(The beginning of the hand signals)
(?)
Me: You look like a blob.
Emma: *Confused look. What?
Me: A blob. Blob. Blob! Painting.
Emma: I think you’re saying painting.
Emma: Meet my two friends.
Me: Gar gar jfkdl juo ble? (translation: there are two people?)
Emma: *Quizzical look. That’s my sister. See her!
Me: Two! Two! Two!
Emma: Shoe? Oh two! Yeah, there are two people.
Emma: Want to see my new shoe? Friend, go get my new shoe. See my beautiful new shoe?
Me: jfkdl fjdklsd (translation: I can’t see it.)
Emma: I am going to go to sleep now.
Me: Gar jfdk jbo (translation: Goodnight)
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My sister documented the failures...chinese internet with extreme clarity and variety....
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